SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Naughty Nautical Neighbors/Boating School (1999)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

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Quotes 

• Squidward : That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself!

  [Goes to bathtub; finds Patrick inside] 

  Squidward : Ahhhh!

  Patrick : Hey, buddy! I warmed it up for you!

  Squidward : Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on!

  SpongeBob : [Peeking through the window]  Something wrong, best friend? Oho, so this is what I find - my best friend and my ex-best friend and... rubber bath toys!

• Squidward : If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Squidward!

  Squidward : What?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready, Squidward!

  Squidward : Ready to move?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, ready to get my boating license.

• Squidward : [hearing his house explode]  I should just walk away right now.

• [Squidward drags Patrick out of his house, but because he's so heavy, the octopus throws out his back] 

  Squidward : Oh-h, oh, my back! Agh, I threw out my back!

  SpongeBob : Oh, boy! Now's my chance!

  [He jumps out the window and starts running towards Squidward] 

  Squidward : SpongeBob! No, no, stay back!

  SpongeBob : Don't worry, Squidward! I'm coming!

  Squidward : No! No, g-get away from me!

  SpongeBob : Hang on! I'll save you!

  [He tears off his clothes to reveal red swimming pants underneath. Squidward starts shuffling towards his house] 

  Squidward : No! No, no, no. Get away from me. No, no.

  [SpongeBob jumps onto a diving board and springs into the air, launching himself at Squidward] 

  SpongeBob : Hold on!

  Squidward : No! No! Get away!

  [He yells. SpongeBob bounces off of Squidward's rear] 

  Squidward : Ow! Oh, I'm ruined! I-I'm-I'm... I feel... great. Thanks, SpongeBob! You're a real friend.

  [SpongeBob beams broadly] 

  SpongeBob : Friend...

  Squidward : Oh, no, no, I didn't mean that, no, no.

• SpongeBob : Guess what Squidward? Guess what, Squidward?

  [both SpongeBob and Patrick hold each others' hips in a friendly way] 

  Patrick : Me and SpongeBob are friends again!

  Squidward : Great, now go be friends somewhere else.

  SpongeBob : Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?

  Squidward : No! Out!

  [Both SpongeBob and Patrick walk out] 

  SpongeBob : Psst, I think he's jealous.

  Patrick : How pathetic.

  Squidward : [Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around as a bubble comes and pops on the door which causes the door to fall on his back]  Ohhhhh, my back!